Time Travel Agent

I was born a poor black child.

My name is Robert. My family and a few friends call me Bobby. I have a beautiful daughter, Ashleigh, who is 15 years old.

I am a child stuck in a slightly chubby man's body. I have been described as being a lookalike to Peter Griffin, Dilbert, Drew Carey and Andy Richter.

ihatemyparents:

Can you get me the rest of the costume?

I’m the hero this neighborhood needs.

Tagged: batman dark knight

Posted on April 29, 2011 via i hate my parents with 88 notes

Source: ihatemyparents
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  hero this neighborhood needs.
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  This was my childhood.
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  this is actually pretty legit
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